First thought:
It’s got Dane Cook, who is everyone’s hated comedian.  It’s got Jason Biggs, who milked American Pie for all he could.  Wait. . .Kate Hudson.  Love her…

As its progressing thought:
Not too bad… Tank (Dane Cook) plays an asshole!  Probably doesn’t stray too far from his real personality.  Alexis (Kate Hudson) just wants booty calls. . .this is going well!  Any chance that she would call me?!?!?!?  BTW – why does Dane Cook run like an asshole?  It bugs me that a man runs that way, has anyone else ever noticed this?!?!?!?

The Ah-ha thought:
Tank propositions Alexis’ mom for a blow-job!!!  Awesome!!! 

Final review:
The movie isn’t that bad.  Again, it seems that nobody at this point really likes Dane Cook, so I’m surprised that this movie didn’t turn me off right when it started.  The idea of Kate Hudson being a slut (wait. . .this seems to be playing like her real life right now) is great!!!   Overall a decent movie to watch when you’re already a couple beers in.

Rating:
2 1/2 magic donkey hats

chumpzilla Movie Alec Baldwin, Asshole, Dane Cook, Jason Biggs, Kate Hudson, one night stand, Sex

I’ve been born and raised in Cleveland and have cheered and cried over all sports Cleveland and will continue until the day I die. This city has experienced the Drive, the Fumble, the Shot, and the Blown Save. It’s the most tortured sports city in America, with the longest professional championship drought. Yet every year I root for the Browns, Cavs, and Indians.

I am absolutely sickened by the fact that Indians fans boo Jim Thome. What a fucking travesty! Thome is the all-time home run leader for the Indians. He is one of the best ambassadors for the game of baseball and most loved Cleveland sports athletes. Thome is apart of the holy trinity of Cleveland sports: Thome, Bernie Kosar, and Mark Price. These three extraordinary men could run for mayor of the city and win in a landslide.

Jim Thome is no Albert Belle!

So why do Indian fans continue to boo Thome? Well guess what uniformed Indians fans, I am not a fair-weather fan. I remember when Thome was brought up from the minors and couldn’t make the throw from third base or couldn’t hit a breaking ball. He worked his ass off and become an All-Star and future Hall of Famer. Thome was so beloved because Cleveland could easily relate to him. He’s a blue collar, hard-working, whiskey drinking stand-up guy.

Thome was the main force beyond the powerful teams of the 90’s. He continues to live in the Cleveland area and expressed his interest in going back to Cleveland. If anything, fans should boo ownership for their continual lack of desire to produce a championship. The owners refuse to spend money. It’s not Thome’s fault, the Indians were going to erect a statue of Thome and name a city street after him.

Why don’t those assholes drive to Cooperstown, NY and boo Thome during his induction into the Hall of Fame, while he’s proudly sporting Chief Wahoo. Otherwise shut your pie-hole.

And I will be getting another tattoo.  A Chief Wahoo tat when the Indians win the World Series.

chumpzilla HonkHogan baseball, Cleveland, Cleveland Indians, Cleveland sports, Hall of Fame, Jim Thome, MLB, sports, Tribe, Wahoo

Orenthal is back to his shithead ways. What an unbelievable piece of shit. He gets busted for armed robbery in Las Vegas and he goes about his fairytale life like nothing is wrong. The image of OJ handcuffed being walked by the cops with a shit-eating grin on his face was disturbing. It was almost as if the psycho enjoyed being arrested. When OJ is asked by an LA Times reporter about this incident he responds:

“I’m O.J. Simpson. How am I going to think that I’m going to rob somebody and get away with it?” he said.

“You’ve got to understand, this ain’t somebody going to steal somebody’s drugs or something like that. This is somebody going to get his private (belongings) back. That’s it. That’s not robbery.”

The Juice proceeds to ask the reporter I thought what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Well, that’s fucking interesting?? I’m sure that’s the case but when you rob someone at gunpoint. That is something that doesn’t go unnoticed. OJ thinks he is above the law. Hey Nordberg this isn’t a movie and you’re no Steven Segal (Above the Law). Do the world a favor and die already.

chumpzilla HonkHogan