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Alex Rodriguez is a Douche

March 19th, 2009

Alex Rodiguez AKA A-Rod eerrr Gay-Rod takes the prize for Jackass of the Week.   This guy has completely lost his marbles…steroids, Madonna, the New York media.  Something tells me he wouldn’t be as crazy as a shit house rat if he was playing ball in Texas or Seattle.

Gay-Rod is only a little bit vain…

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The True Meaning of St. Patrick’s Day

March 17th, 2009

Today being St. Paddy’s day, which happens to be my favorite day of the year, I’d like to express a few thoughts about it.

St. Patrick’s Day is:

  • A celebration of Irish heritage through music, culture, food, stories, and Yes a few pints
  • NOT about drinking green beer and getting fall down drunk
  • A remembrance of past ancestors who came to America to better themselves and who fought for and built this country.
  • An ode to all Irish who struggled through the days of “Irish need not apply”
  • A time for tradition, family, friends, and loved ones.
  • Embracing the Irish character, personality, and charisma that make Irish culture truly unique
  • Honoring Ireland’s independence and freedom from England’s rule
  • NOT about fighting
  • Hope that the struggle that still continues in N. Ireland between Catholics and Protestants will end

Watch this short video on the real history of St. Patrick’s Day:

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    I Married the Eiffel Tower

    March 9th, 2009

    This is a strange documentary about a woman who actually loves objects more than humans…Objectophile

    This is a long video, but give it a couple of creepy minutes…its worth it! It’s hard not to watch.


    Watch Married To The Eiffel Tower [Part 1] |  View More Free Videos Online at Veoh.com

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    Snickers Ad Campaign is Back

    March 8th, 2009

    Well Played Snickers!!  Your witty ads will be adding pounds to waistlines and dollars to your pockets.

    Here are a few winners:

    “Train Under Master CHEW YUM SUM”

    “Slay Dragons With SIR SNACKALOT”

    “Get Some Bling With MASTER P-NUT”

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    The Big Lebowski: A Cult Classic

    March 4th, 2009

    “The dude abides”

    “Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women man”

    “This is not Nam, there are rules”

    “Donnie was a good man and a good bowler”

    “He’s a petter ass…8 year olds dude”

    “Nobody fucks with the Jesus”

    The Dude, Walter Sobchak, Theodore Donald “Donny” Kerabatsos, Maude, Jackie Treehorn, Bunny, Brandt, The Nihilists, Carl Hungus, Jeffrey Lebowski, Jesus Santana, Woo…to name a few

    What is it about the Big Lebowski that has resonated with so many people?the-big-lebowski lebowskifest nothingRelevant.com

    This is one of those movies that will never get old.  It’s one of the movies you take with you to a deserted island.

    The Coen brothers directed this movie about a lazy slacker, “The Dude” in Los Angeles County during the early 90’s, who mistakenly owes people money.  Jeff Bridges plays The Dude and absolutely kills this role, as an avid bowler, former groupie for Metallica Speed of Sound tour, and fan of Credence Clearwater Revival.  This complex, layered script delves into a mistaken identity case with a lot of ins, lot of outs, lot of what have you’s.  Along the way the movie has numerous and memorable characters that add to the pure comedy of this flick.

    This movie released in 1998, had no hype or big budget and it wasn’t a box office hit.  Yet this movie has a cult following that is almost unheard of.  A 10th anniversary DVD edition has been released with special features and scenes.  This movie is a generational phenomenon.  Somehow this movie has become a time capsule for anyone who grew up in the 1990’s.  In 20 years people who look back at this movie as a snapshot for the Internet generation—college-age people during 1995 and 2005.

    The Big Lebowski is so popular because it’s hysterical, weird, and people can relate to it.  Everyone knows someone like The Dude, or like Walter.  It represents a common theme involving nothing, life, drug culture, and the low-life characters you meet along your journey through life.

    The love affair with the The Big Lebowski continues all year.  Lebowskifest started a few years ago and has become hugely popular.  This started in Louisville as a gathering for friends who loved the movie and has turned into an annual event.

    See if Lebowskifest will be coming to a city near you.

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