A 20-year old Nebraska man was arrested for putting his cat into a homemade bong and smoking pot out of it.  The 6 month old female cat, named Shadow, was being hyper and its owner was trying to calm it down.

Police arrived for a domestic dispute call and found this dude smoking weed out of a garden hose ducted-taped to a box with the cat inside.

A couple things:

1) This is incredibly inhumane, and I’m not a huge fan of cats.

2) Last time I checked, cat only tastes good with some sweet & sour sauce.  So why would you want to smoke cat? Does it get you more high? I’ve heard of some fucked up ways to get high but this is ridic!

3) Was there water in this bong? If so, this dude probably has the cat’s short and curly’s all over his mouth and throat.

According to reports:

“This cat was just dazed. She was on the front seat of the cop car, wrapped in a blanket, and never moved all the way to the humane society.”  What? Really, that’s so weird?!?!?  Go figure, a stoned cat being lazy.

I’m sure the cat was a bit hungry as well.

It’s safe to say the cat’s brain is a scrambied egg.

Good Luck to you Garfield!

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Malibu from American Gladiators explains his passion for brew and women…fantastic. This is epic! This guy is probably chasing the dragon in an abandoned warehouse in Santa Monica.  He also got turned down as an extra in the 1989 classic surf movie Point Break.  Bummer dude!

‘take a brewsky in 1 hand, babe in another”

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How is Dikembe Mutombo still playing NBA basketball?

This lanky 7 foot 2 bastard is like 50 years old. He rides the bench for the Houston Rockets…and thank god for that. I hated watching him play basketball, looked like a giraffe running down the court. Plus that damn finger wave looked like ET phoning home.

The greatest thing Mutombo ever did was the following story from We Talkin’ Bout Practice NBA blog.

“Dikembe (I think he was a sophomore at the time, meaning he was probably around 28) was beloved by his fellow classmates at G’Town, known to be a very social and friendly guy. He was also an inexperienced drinker and supposedly got BOMBED whenever he went out and partied, which was very seldom. One night, Deke rolled to some club in Maryland with some friends, absolutely belligerent and dressed like a fool, and upon making his presence felt, hollered out, “WHO WANTS TO SEX MUTUMBO?! WHO WANTS TO SEX MUTUMBO?!” The entire bar went silent for a few brief seconds before erupting into laughter.”

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A list of the top 5 best ESPN SportsCenter anchors past and present:

**Honorable mention:

**Charlie Steiner (only because he laughed at everything and always fucked up on the air)

5) Rich Eisen

4) Keith Olberman

3) Dan Patrick

2) Scott Van Pelt

1) Craig Kilborn

To See Where Chris Berman’s fits into this list, see previous post about Boomer

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Here’s a funny video from Conan O’Brien about olde tyme baseball.  This is a tribute to the Late Show with Conan O’Brien.  Conan will be taking over the Tonight Show’s time slot of 11:30. Let’s hope that Conan’s new show doesn’t suck like Jay Leno.  Just keep up skits like this and bring back Triumph the Insult Comic dog.

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