I think I can speak for us all when I say, “Burn in Hell, Osama!” It took 10 years, but the United States finally caught their number #1 supervillan. He was living the life of luxury as he was finaly caught hiding in a mansion near the capitol of Pakistan. As is the American way, one can only assume that upon seeing Osama, one of the Navy Seals cocked his gun to the side, made a witty remark, and promptly shot Bin Laden in the face. “USA USA!”

So as not to piss off the nation of Islam (too late!)…America decided to bury Bin Laden’s body in the North Arabian Sea within 24 hours of his death.

Of course, this is not the end of the story. Not only will Bin Laden’s currently  living lackies continue to plot against the US, but Americans won’t let this story die either…not without making some money off it first.

Enter Disney, who is already in talks to write and produce the next installment of the popular Little Mermaid movie series:

  Little Mermaid 3, Terror Under the Sea!

Early word is that the story will center around the terrorist-ghost of Osama Bin Laden as he looks for the 72 virgins he was promised upon his death. Unfortunately, he finds he is not in his  ”Islamic Heaven” but trapped under the sea.  Bin Laden encounters the happy singing crab, Sebastian and kidnaps the little red fella, threatening to kill him if he doesn’t help find him the virgins. Panicking, Sebastian tells him about the beautiful sea maiden Ariel and as you can guess, hilarity ensues.

Look for Little Mermaid 3 to come out around the C2011 Christmas Holidays.

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We’ve all heard the saying “Give Peace a Chance”. Well…apparently a man on ebay is doing just that.

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Looks like he is selling his own personal Chance at Peace. The winning bid will have a portion of the money (there is a donation scale) donated to a charity of the winning bidder’s choice or the William J. Clinton Foundation (huh?) in the winners name.

Bid starts at $500

Sounds goofy….but I think it is a pretty good idea.

I wonder what random, non-realistic things Gus the Donkey  can sell???? Maybe donkey farts in a bottle? or magic donkey breath?

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Meet Chicago’s new mayor…Mola Rahm

Be careful Chicago…he’ll rip your heart out!

At least it isn’t Carol Mosely Braun, right?

Kali-ma! Kali-MA! KALI-MA SHUT DE DAY!

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Do I need to say more?

Yeah…I know

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I was told recently that this site is just a bunch of stupid articles about poop and sex. I agreed and decided that in 2011 it is time to add “a little class” to the site.

So for my first post of 2011 I bring you…

AH….you know what….that does feel better.

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