The planet lost a truly great mind when George Carlin’s heart stopped beating a little while ago.  But hey, it was bound to happen, right?  So, since a bunch of people at work ate fish for lunch yesterday, I figured I’d post one of my all-time favorite George clips.  Yeah yeah… it’s just over 10 minutes long, but do yourself a favor – watch and listen.  HA!

CLICK HERE!!

Peace

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Who doesn’t love a good mullet?!  Seriously, that’s what you’re looking at, right?

Peace

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Welcome to a new feature of nothingRelevant.com!  Each week a picture will be posted… Gus the Magic Donkey’s Hot Ass of the Week!

And now, Gus presents the lovely Lucy Pinder.  Seriously, try to find something wrong with this stunning creature.  And trust Gus on this one… he’s seen a few other photos of this hottie, and it’s all real!  Enjoy!

Peace

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First Thought:

Is this show even possible without Big Black?  We’ll see.  I did like the intro with him doing dohnuts with the cool 3-wheeled vehicle in the factory.

As It’s Progressing:

Who doesn’t love puppies?  Beefy is one helluva cute doggy – nice touch.  The warehouse is huge and has some interesting stuff in it – basketball hoops, offices, skate rails and ramps.  After that… foam pit, vertical tanning bed (lame, but he admits it), stilts & Timmy the Testy purchases.  His manager asks him to go over some stuff for 5 minutes, but Rob blows him off to skate with his boys and you can see the mngr mouth “Fuckin’ dick”.  Lamar Odom and a restaurant – who gives a shit?

The Ah-Ha Moment:

They get a blob in the warehouse which looks like a gigantic blown-up dildo.  The point is to jump and land on one end and launch a person on the other end into the air.  Sounds lame, but looks like a shit-load of fun.

Final Review:

I wasn’t completely disappointed.  There are some entertaining moments in there.  It ended on a good note with the whole group getting launched off the blob into the foam pit.  I’ll tune in next week, but it’ll have to get better to gain my loyalty.

Rating:

3 3/4 magic donkey hats

Peace

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I love it when there is a really fucked-up-in-the-head Mom in a movie!

stinkfist’s list:

5. Carolyn, the Mom from American Beauty – Creates new emotional scars for her daughter on a daily basis and gets railed by the Realty King… fave quote…

“I… will sell… this house… today…”

4. Joanna, the Mom from Havoc – I remember a little about her character being messed up in the head.  Honestly, she’s listed because Anne Hathaway shows her tits in the movie.

3. Judith, the Mom from Election – Mental freak raising a mental equal in Reese Witherspoon’s character, Tracy Flick… fave quote…

Mom (as her daughter weeps after losing the election): “Maybe you should have put up more posters.”

2. Stephanie, the Mom from 8 Mile – Kim Basinger is a hot piece of trash in that movie and she can take a beating… nice.

1. Marge, the Mom from A Nightmare On Elm Street – Great alcoholic character, loves her vodka and saves Freddy’s glove in her basement… fave quote…

Nancy: “…Rod and Tina had a fight, but it wasn’t that serious.”

Mom (to her own daughter after her friend is brutally killed): “Maybe you don’t think murder is that serious!”

Who is on your list and why?

Peace

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