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		<title>The True Meaning of St. Patrick&#8217;s Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 01:51:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>honkhogan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[happy st. patricks day]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today being St. Paddy&#8217;s day, which happens to be my favorite day of the year, I&#8217;d like to express a few thoughts about it.
St. Patrick&#8217;s Day is:

A celebration of Irish heritage through music, culture, food, stories, and Yes a few pints
NOT about drinking green beer and getting fall down drunk
A remembrance of past ancestors who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>That Weed Tastes Like Cat</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 19:05:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>honkhogan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A 20-year old Nebraska man was arrested for putting his cat into a homemade bong and smoking pot out of it.  The 6 month old female cat, named Shadow, was being hyper and its owner was trying to calm it down.
Police arrived for a domestic dispute call and found this dude smoking weed out of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Malibu From The Original American Gladiators</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2009 16:02:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>honkhogan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Malibu from American Gladiators explains his passion for brew and women&#8230;fantastic. This is epic! This guy is probably chasing the dragon in an abandoned warehouse in Santa Monica.  He also got turned down as an extra in the 1989 classic surf movie Point Break.  Bummer dude!
&#8216;take a brewsky in 1 hand, babe in another&#8221;


  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Who Wants to Sex the Mutombo</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 20:32:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>honkhogan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How is Dikembe Mutombo still playing NBA basketball?
This lanky 7 foot 2 bastard is like 50 years old.  He rides the bench for the Houston Rockets&#8230;and thank god for that.  I hated watching him play basketball, looked like a giraffe running down the court.  Plus that damn finger wave looked like ET [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Women with Man Hands Are a Different Breed</title>
		<link>http://www.nothingrelevant.com/honk-hogan/women-with-man-hands-are-a-different-breed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 03:30:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>honkhogan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Urban Dictionary states:

1. Man hands
(n) Phrase to describe a woman&#8217;s hands when they are &#8216;less than feminine&#8217;.
From the TV Show Seinfeld

“She&#8217;s got man hands!”
2. Man hands
When a woman&#8217;s hands are large, swollen, and very masculate. Coined by the Television show &#8220;Seinfeld&#8221;

“That bitch ain&#8217;t givin&#8217; me a hand job, she got man hands!&#8221;
I never realized that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chris Berman: How His Scumbag Ways Dig Up Women and Websites</title>
		<link>http://www.nothingrelevant.com/honk-hogan/chris-berman-how-his-scumbag-ways-dig-up-women-and-websites/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nothingrelevant.com/honk-hogan/chris-berman-how-his-scumbag-ways-dig-up-women-and-websites/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 18:13:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>honkhogan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why is Chris Berman still doing broadcasts on ESPN?
I don’t understand it, Berman makes no sense and his catch phrases are no longer funny. He has the worst case of ADD I have ever seen. He rambles incoherently about nothing. He alludes to obscure music references that even a Rolling Stone writer wouldn’t understand. He [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fall—The Fat Guy&#8217;s Summer</title>
		<link>http://www.nothingrelevant.com/honk-hogan/fall-the-fat-guys-summer/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nothingrelevant.com/honk-hogan/fall-the-fat-guys-summer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 17:09:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>honkhogan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is that time of year, when the weather cools down, the leaves begin to change, and fat guys come out of the hibernation of air conditioning.  Yes, you guessed it; it’s the fall season or the fat guy’s summer.  The temperature is comfortable and a fat guy’s equilibrium centers. The end of summer means [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Heartfelt Letter to Lebron James</title>
		<link>http://www.nothingrelevant.com/honk-hogan/a-heartfelt-letter-to-lebron-james/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nothingrelevant.com/honk-hogan/a-heartfelt-letter-to-lebron-james/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 17:05:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>honkhogan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Akron Ohio]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lebron James,
What the fuck is wrong with you!  Did your mommy not teach you any values—apparently not?  Do you know where you come from? You were born and raised in Northeast Ohio hailing from Akron, Ohio. You single-handedly put Cavaliers basketball and the city of Cleveland on the map both nationally and globally. You were [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why I&#8217;m ashamed to be a Cleveland sports fan</title>
		<link>http://www.nothingrelevant.com/honk-hogan/why-im-ashamed-to-be-a-cleveland-sports-fan/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nothingrelevant.com/honk-hogan/why-im-ashamed-to-be-a-cleveland-sports-fan/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 17:04:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chumpzilla</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.nothingrelevant.com/?p=80</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been born and raised in Cleveland and have cheered and cried over all sports Cleveland and will continue until the day I die. This city has experienced the Drive, the Fumble, the Shot, and the Blown Save. It&#8217;s the most tortured sports city in America, with the longest professional championship drought. Yet every year [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Alex Trebek needs an ass beating</title>
		<link>http://www.nothingrelevant.com/honk-hogan/why-alex-trebek-needs-an-ass-beating/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nothingrelevant.com/honk-hogan/why-alex-trebek-needs-an-ass-beating/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 17:04:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>honkhogan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alex Trebek is the host of the popular game show Jeopardy. This is a great show. However, Trebek needs a ball bat to the dome. His smug, condescending demeanor and attitude makes me want to vomit. I guarantee if it wasn&#8217;t for the index cards supplied to him he would have no idea what any [...]]]></description>
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