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This week’s Jackass of the week is none other than America’s favorite multi-racial American, President Barack Obama. (When did the term “mulatto” become politically incorrect?) Anyway, Barack has picked up where George W. Bush left off: saying stupid shit, (comparing his bowling skills to that of the Olympians in the Special Olympics), portraying to the world an annoying arrogance (a certain cockiness that liberals hated about Dubya, as well as one that Barack hasn’t proven he can back up yet. Of course, Dummycrats think his arrogance is ok…cuz he is the messiah), and he is doing a great job adding to America’s national debit. 

But on top of it all, it seems to me our precious Obama is more interested in becoming a Hollywood celebrity than our nation’s president. Is it just me or does it seem like Barack has been on TV everyday since his inauguration? Now he is going on late night talk shows like Jay Leno, the other day he was on “60 Minutes”, he was all over ESPN giving his NCAA March Madness bracket picks (let’s hope he has better luck with the economy), and several other press and town hall interviews.

I am already sick of seeing this guy. He’s all over TV, radio, newspapers, and the Internet. It’s called OVER EXPOSURE! He’s already close to becoming as annoying to me as Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan and we still have AT LEAST  3 1/2+ years of him to deal with.

What is next? An appearance on Deal or No Deal? A cameo in a very special episode of Grey’s Anatomy? A run at the returning champion on Jeopardy?

Here is my advice to “Hollywood” Barack Obama, give the media a rest, try focusing on your job. You came into this job with just about ZERO experience, how about you sit down and take some notes and turn this country back around.

You will have your chance to appear on Judge Judy and host the 2013 MTV movie awards when you are relieved of duty.

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Alex Rodiguez AKA A-Rod eerrr Gay-Rod takes the prize for Jackass of the Week.   This guy has completely lost his marbles…steroids, Madonna, the New York media.  Something tells me he wouldn’t be as crazy as a shit house rat if he was playing ball in Texas or Seattle.

Gay-Rod is only a little bit vain…

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Jackass of the Week:

So, I recently saw some commercials that say Steve-O (the annoying, idiotic, jagbag, daredevil of MTV’s Jackass fame) is going to compete on ABC’s Dancing with the Stars.

Why isn’t this douche’s 15 minutes of fame up yet? What kind of a world do we live in where this drugged up, alcoholic, fuckwad (I hear he has been sober for 9 WHOLE months…good for you!) is considered a celebrity. MTV ruined television by introducing reality TV into our lives…(see Honk Hogan’s article HERE for more) and I can’t wait for it to go away.

I’ll bet anyone $10 that this dick is the first one kicked off the show. Of course, someone will have to tell me, as I won’t be watching the garbage.

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Who doesn’t love a good mullet?!  Seriously, that’s what you’re looking at, right?

Peace

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Is there anything better than a midget Superman flying through your living room?  I hope this little guy got paid well…Jackass!!

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