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	<title>nothingRelevant.com &#187; MonkeyClown</title>
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		<title>Disney to cash in on Bin Laden&#8217;s Death?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 May 2011 18:51:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monkeyclown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think I can speak for us all when I say, &#8220;Burn in Hell, Osama!&#8221; It took 10 years, but the United States finally caught their number #1 supervillan. He was living the life of luxury as he was finaly caught hiding in a mansion near the capitol of Pakistan. As is the American way, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Give Peace a Chance &#8211; BUY NOW!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Mar 2011 18:56:20 +0000</pubDate>
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We&#8217;ve all heard the saying &#8220;Give Peace a Chance&#8221;. Well&#8230;apparently a man on ebay is doing just that.
CLICK HERE TO SEE!
Looks like he is selling his own personal Chance at Peace. The winning bid will have a portion of the money (there is a donation scale) donated to a charity of the winning bidder&#8217;s choice [...]]]></description>
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		<title>KALI MA! Chicago-The new Temple of Doom</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Feb 2011 15:43:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monkeyclown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Meet Chicago&#8217;s new mayor&#8230;Mola Rahm
Be careful Chicago&#8230;he&#8217;ll rip your heart out!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
At least it isn&#8217;t Carol Mosely Braun, right?
Kali-ma! Kali-MA! KALI-MA SHUT DE DAY!


    

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		<title>GREATEST. VIDEO. EVER.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2011 23:17:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monkeyclown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do I need to say more?

Yeah&#8230;I know

    

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		<title>BREATHE&#8230;.BREATHE IN THE AIR</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jan 2011 20:03:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monkeyclown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was told recently that this site is just a bunch of stupid articles about poop and sex. I agreed and decided that in 2011 it is time to add &#8220;a little class&#8221; to the site.
So for my first post of 2011 I bring you&#8230;

AH&#8230;.you know what&#8230;.that does feel better. 

    

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		<title>Merry Xmas from nothingRelevant</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Dec 2010 20:08:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monkeyclown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The folk(s) at nothingRelevant.com would like to wish you and yours a very Merry Christmas!
Although, we&#8217;ve noticed that the meaning of Christmas has been lost behind the greed of getting lots of toys, gifts, and money.
So, here is a quick simple reminder of the true meaning and history of Christmas.
As you may or may not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TSA Caught Jerking off in Tulsa Airport</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Nov 2010 04:10:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monkeyclown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A TSA  screener at the Tulsa International Airport was caught masturbating to the images of a woman who was standing in the airport&#8217;s new body scanners.  Airports around the country have been testing this new body scanner which shows an X-ray type image of a person and is supposed to show non-metallic weapons and liquid [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NEW: Anal Sanitizing Scrub Brush</title>
		<link>http://www.nothingrelevant.com/monkey-clown/new-anal-sanitizing-scrub-brush/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Nov 2010 21:05:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monkeyclown</dc:creator>
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		<title>NEW: Orgasm-o-meter! Get &#8216;er done</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Nov 2010 21:44:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monkeyclown</dc:creator>
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She&#8217;ll never be able to &#8220;fake it&#8221; again! Scientists at Trojan have developed a climax gauge that you can strap to your woman&#8217;s head (front or back) to see how close she is to reaching orgasm. It&#8217;s called the Orgasm-o-meter and the idea is simple. The closer the needle gets into the red zone,  the closer [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Julia Roberts Breaks a World Record!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Nov 2010 03:40:55 +0000</pubDate>
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Julia Roberts (43), one of Hollywood&#8217;s most beloved actresses, hasn&#8217;t had much success lately. In 2010 alone, she starred in 2 huge flops &#8211; the horrendous Eat, Pray, Love &#38; Valentine&#8217;s Day. Julia started to realize that she would have to take desperate measures to regain her popularity.
With the help of her agent, Julia started brainstorming ideas to [...]]]></description>
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