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Healthy Choice Cafe Steamers

“Bring Fresh Flavor Out and Steam Goodness In”

Healthy Choice has revolutionized the frozen food market by introducing the Café Steamers meal. This is a healthy and innovative new product that has been quietly filling your freezer shelves and customers bellies for some time.  I’ve been eating these creations for months, they are fantastic. The steamers don’t taste like shit. They actually taste like real food not that plastic, cardboard taste that comes with most frozen foods.  Steamers won’t leave you hungry and have a high nutritious value.

The Steamer is completely sealed and requires no ventilation.  You put the frozen bowl in the microwave for about 5 minutes.  The food cooks within a plastic strainer with is atop the corresponding sauce.  The food is steamed in the microwave and allows for both the food and the sauce to heat up without affecting the texture of both.  Therefore, you have the option of using the sauce atop your food and your food doesn’t end up soggy. You take it out and pour the food into the marinated sauce that accompanies the container.  Ready to serve and enjoy.  It’s very easy to make.

Healthy Choice Cafe Steamers

There are about 12 different flavors.  I can only speak for the 4 flavors I eat on a regular basis. Those flavors include:  Beef Merlot, Chicken Margherita, Grilled Chicken Marinara, and General Tso’s Spicy Chicken (my personal favorite).

I highly recommend eating a steamer because it’s better than someone taking a steamer in your mouth plus it’s filling and good for you!

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I discovered a revolutionary new bathroom product; Just a Drop guarantees elimination of 98% of odor on contact.  Their slogan is “Never worry about embarrassing bathroom odors again.” I was very skeptical of this product therefore; I purchased this product off the Internet.  I received 2 Visine-like bottles of blue liquid, which is so strong I could smell it even before opening the package.  The odor from this product stings your nostrils. Oh lets not forget that Just a Drop included a convenient travel package as well.  The directions clearly state on the packaging: drop one (or two) drops of the liquid in the toilet before you drop bombs. This product is supposed to mask those paint peeling, barn-like animal odors.

Over the past week this product has been tested by all types of men, women, and children both healthy and unhealthy.  The test included using various numbers of drops, ranging from 1 to 5.  This product was tested in a controlled environment, with no fan and or air fresheners.  An outside third-party inspected the bathroom after using Just a Drop.

AND the verdict…Just a Drop is just a joke.  Just a Drop does mask the smell but it by no means eliminates 98% of odor.  There is a minty smell combined with a poopy odor. The testimonials from their website claim this product will alter your social life.  Erroneous, this product is full of shit and smells like shit.  Don’t falsely claim to eliminate odor unless you shit roses.  Well guess what, everyone poops and shit still stinks.

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