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I shit you not I saw a headline the other day talking about how YOU can get toned arms just like Michelle Obama. Really? “Ya ever wonder” if that is what people are really concerned about when thinking about the new President’s wife? Give me a break.
By now I’m sure many of you have heard that the immensely ignorant and unemployed bitch who has recently shit out 8 new humans all at once – who are sure not to equate to anything in their own lives – has been offered over a million dollars plus health insurance to spread her legs once again, only this time, in front of a camera. I won’t get into the bullshit of what’s she’s already done… it’s stupid and tragic enough. Let’s really think about this offer…
Porn company Vivid Entertainment wants the woman who, again, had EIGHT babies in her stomach, to get naked and repeatedly take a D. And film it. And sell it.
1. She’s fucking UGLY. It’s not just a coincidence that she got preggers by in vitro fertilization.
2. Who wants to see her naked? Her stomach probably looks like chewing gum after the bubble popped and deflated!
3. Where are they going to find a guy to fill up that gaping abyss between her legs? Imagine playing the triangle… see what I mean?
This is just wrong. And I don’t mean morally… I mean for porn. I plead to all porn fans… if this horrible movie gets made and hits the stores and internet… JUST DON’T DO IT! UUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!