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		<title>Oprah &#8211; The Original E.T.?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 03:17:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monkeyclown</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[1983]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[AM Chicago]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Extra terrestrial]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did you know that Steven Spielberg&#8217;s first choice to play E.T. was actually Oprah Winfrey?
Winfrey was an up-and-coming star that just got her big break as host of the fledging AM Chicago morning talk show. Spielberg claimed he decided to go with a midget in an alien suit because Oprah looked &#8220;Too much like an alien&#8230;just TOO REALISTIC&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>God&#8217;s Stitches</title>
		<link>http://www.nothingrelevant.com/you-dont-know/gods-stitches/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 21:41:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monkeyclown</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Balls]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[God's Stitches]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[man]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scrotum]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[skin]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[God&#8217;s Stitches are the line down the middle of the scrotum (balls) where God has sewn his stiches to tie man&#8217;s skin on tight.
NOW YOU KNOW!

    

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		<title>BALLBEE!</title>
		<link>http://www.nothingrelevant.com/you-dont-know/ballbee/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 15:54:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monkeyclown</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Ballbee]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[frisbee]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Games]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kickball]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[outdoor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[BALLBEE!
What the hell is BALLBEE, you ask? Well…I’ll tell ya! This game is fun for the whole family and all it takes is a Frisbee, a ball, an open area and an imagination. Here are the rules:
Players: 2 +
Age: 8 – 108
Points: First person to 11 points (2 players) or 21 points (3+ players) is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fat Guy in a Pink Shirt Game</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 15:51:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monkeyclown</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Fat Guy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Games]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pink Shirt]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Well kids, this is an easy one…but fun. When you are at a large event with your family or friends (i.e. a sporting event, concert, state fair, street fest, etc.), be the first to identify as many fat guys in pink shirts as possible. You’d be surprised just how many you will find!
This is a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pinch Mini</title>
		<link>http://www.nothingrelevant.com/you-dont-know/pinch-mini/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 15:49:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monkeyclown</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[slug bug]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, another annoying car game that is sure to cause fights amongst siblings. This game is a take-off of Punch Buggy or Slug Bug—but instead of punching your little sister when you see a Volkswagen Beetle—you PINCH her when you see a Mini Cooper.
NOW YOU KNOW!
*special tip of the magic donkey hat to Monkeyclown&#8217;s cousin [...]]]></description>
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		<title>CHICKEN SOUP! CHICKEN SOUP!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 15:44:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monkeyclown</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Chicken Soup]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sperm]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[woman's face]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[CHICKEN SOUP! CHICKEN SOUP!
No, this is not a recipe or a book for your soul. In fact, it is not even close. This is a dirty, despicable move for guys to use, preferably on a woman they don’t ever plan on seeing again.
Here is what you do:
The man jerks off on to the female’s face [...]]]></description>
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		<title>James Avery (aka Phil Banks)</title>
		<link>http://www.nothingrelevant.com/you-dont-know/james-avery-aka-phil-banks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 15:31:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monkeyclown</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Family Matters]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[James Avery (AKA Phil Banks) from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air is a gay partner with Reginald VelJohnson (AKA Carl Winslow) from Family Matters….
NOW YOU KNOW!

    

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		<title>Tony Danza</title>
		<link>http://www.nothingrelevant.com/you-dont-know/tony-danza/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nothingrelevant.com/you-dont-know/tony-danza/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 15:29:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monkeyclown</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Danz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[porn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shocker]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tony Danza]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Tony Danza, got his start in the porn industry and is the creator and inventor of the shocker.  It was originally called the &#8220;Danz.&#8221;…
NOW YOU KNOW!

    

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		<title>When a Midget is Tossed</title>
		<link>http://www.nothingrelevant.com/you-dont-know/when-a-midget-is-tossed/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nothingrelevant.com/you-dont-know/when-a-midget-is-tossed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 15:29:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monkeyclown</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[records]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[When a midget is tossed, it is the midget not the person throwing the midget who holds the record…
NOW YOU KNOW!

    

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		<title>Screech Powers (Dustin Diamond)</title>
		<link>http://www.nothingrelevant.com/you-dont-know/screech-powers-dustin-diamond/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nothingrelevant.com/you-dont-know/screech-powers-dustin-diamond/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 15:28:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monkeyclown</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Beastie Boys]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dustin Diamond]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mike D]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Saved by the Bell]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Screech Powers (Dustin Diamond) from Saved by the Bell is the real life brother of Mike D. from the Beastie Boys…
NOW YOU KNOW!

    

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