THE SHIT KNIFE

I am lucky enough to have met a guy who at one time in his life ate a consistent diet of mostly cheese and ice cream. As you can imagine, this dairy diet does wonders to the digestive system.
Well…when it was time to “release the hate”…his poopy turned out to be extremely large. So large, in fact, that it needed to be cut up in order to be flushed down the toilet. So, his mother used a bread knife to chop it up.
His diet didn’t change, so of course, this happened more than once. The bread knife—now dubbed the Shit Knife—was kept under the bathroom sink in a cardboard sheath for future use.

That is the Shit Knife….

NOW YOU KNOW!

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