Well…last year this fashion savvy writer successfully predicted the trends of 2008 fashion (see 2008 Fashion Prediction: Fat is the New Black) and I have some news for you…it looks like more of the same in 2009!

We are only 1 1/2 months into 2009 and already my predictions are coming true.

Leading the way is America’s Sweetheart: #1. Jessica Simpson.

Jessica Simpson 2009 Before and After

Kelly Clarkson - Before and After 2009

Chris Tucker - Before and After 2009

DAAAAAMN SMOKEY! I know he got $25 million for the crappy Rush Hour 3 movie…but he didn’t have to go and spend it all at White Castle! But again, Rush Hour 3 was a bomb and Mr. Tucker is desperate to stay in the Hollywood rags. So what do our 2009 Hollywood friends do to keep up with the Brangelinas of the world? GET FAT! Now I am sure 2009 will be one of Tucker’s most successful years! Just don’t ask him to recite lines from Rush Hour. (“Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?”….Sorry Chris, not with that double cheeseburger hanging out of your foodbox.)

Those are just 3 examples, be prepared to see more of this as 2009 continues. Right now, Lindsey Lohan is getting skinnier and she will soon find out that her star will continue to fade away until she adds some weight to her pale freckled body.

Hollywood, its time to put down the Tofu and start filling your mouth with M&Ms. You’ve been warned.

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