Below is a  proven MonkeyClown family secret that will GUARANTEE with 100% accuracy that you will have male offspring!

Boys Riding Right Out of the Womb YEE-HAW!

WARNING: Using this move WILL impregnate your wife, girlfriend, or sexual partner with a male seed.

THE IN AND TO THE LEFT METHOD: Don’t let the name confuse you, it is important to be aware of your surroundings and the sexual position you are in as you let loose. Ok, here goes…it is simple, really. While having intercourse, if you are looking at the woman, make sure you go “IN and TO THE LEFT”. If the woman’s back is to you (ex. doggy-style or reverse cowboy) you will want to go “IN and to the RIGHT”…the key is to make sure you are “releasing” towards the woman’s right side.

An easy way to remember this…boys are RIGHT, girls are wrong.

Now, if our Chinese friends would employ this method, they wouldn’t have to worry about having and “taking care of” those problem female offspring.

Trust me, this method has been handed down from generation to generation and is a part of the MonkeyClown’s family lore. It is nice to know that the rare MonkeyClown family name will never die.

NOW YOU KNOW!

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