The use of tools?

No. A bunch of animals from Monkeys to Beavers use tools.

Having sex for pleasure only?

No. Dolphins are cool like that.

Opposable thumbs?

No. Maybe? No… Monkeys and apes are god-damn close enough for me.

So what DOES separate us from the animals?

The answer my friends… we as human beings have been cursed with need to wipe our asses after each and every time a bunch of crap falls out of us. WTF is this? Gee thanks… I don’t spend enough time in this life on the thrown and now I have to spend additional time making sure I don’t stink and itch all day – GREAT!

Why can’t we be like dogs? Squat… push… plop… sniff… OUT! Then you go out and try to find a female to impregnate. That’s it. I want to be reincarnated as a dog. Fuck this.

Peace

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