Jackass of the Week:

So, I recently saw some commercials that say Steve-O (the annoying, idiotic, jagbag, daredevil of MTV’s Jackass fame) is going to compete on ABC’s Dancing with the Stars.

Why isn’t this douche’s 15 minutes of fame up yet? What kind of a world do we live in where this drugged up, alcoholic, fuckwad (I hear he has been sober for 9 WHOLE months…good for you!) is considered a celebrity. MTV ruined television by introducing reality TV into our lives…(see Honk Hogan’s article HERE for more) and I can’t wait for it to go away.

I’ll bet anyone $10 that this dick is the first one kicked off the show. Of course, someone will have to tell me, as I won’t be watching the garbage.

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A list of the top 5 greatest TV characters of all-time:

These characters are so unique and memorable because of their depth, redemption, abrasiveness, and humor.

5) Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)

4) Al Bundy (Married with Children)

3) Anthony Soprano (The Soprano’s)

2) Andy Sipowicz (NYPD Blue)

1) George Costanza (Seinfeld)

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Alex Trebek is the host of the popular game show Jeopardy. This is a great show. However, Trebek needs a ball bat to the dome. His smug, condescending demeanor and attitude makes me want to vomit. I guarantee if it wasn’t for the index cards supplied to him he would have no idea what any of the answers are. This Canadian piece of shit treats the guests like absolute morons when they answer a question incorrectly. My personal favorite is when someone mispronounces the answer and Alex so rudely corrects them. Or if the contestant doesn’t say “What is” or better yet, if the contestant does answer ‘what is’ and Alex chimes in with “No Who is, not what is”. You know what, this contestant got the right answer, don’t be an asshole and give them the $200 they deserve. Alex, a caning is in order.

First, Alex you have no clue what the answer is, let alone be able to pronounce the answer correctly. Second, you wouldn’t even be able to buzz in on time because the clicker would fall through your hands because of all the gel from your jerry-curl afro perm. Oh and guess what, when you interview the contestants and they tell paint dryingly dull stories I don’t need your side comments about your days growing up in Canada, or the weekend you spent in the Galapagos Islands, or your collection of stamps–seriously come on spare me.

And who’s Johnny?!?!? I’ve never seen this Oz like figure who has all answers. Maybe Johnny should tell our friend Alex that he is a two-bit hack who should be parking cars at the stadium.

“Foods that begin with the letter ‘Q’”
Quince
Quesh
Quayle

Fuck you Alex!

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