Band: Steel Panther

If you are still jonesing for 80’s hair metal and the only thing you have to hang on to is watching Bret Michaels have sex with pig-sluts on Rock of Love, then have I got something for you. Imagine taking Poison or Motley Crue and mixing them with a dirty, filthy, sex-crazed “Weird Al” Yankovic, you’d come up with Steel Panther!

For more on Steel Panther and to sample some of their other songs, check out their myspace page here.

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I finally realized what the afterlife would be like if I were in hell: Reality TV shows all day long.  24/7 you would be exposed to the armpit of society and you wouldn’t be able to change channels.  Hell would consist of a huge big screen TV with only 2 channels, MTV and VH1. Having grown up on music video’s it’s a travesty that the 2 music channels no longer play music.  These channels once a staple in my regular TV schedule are now like watching a car crash. You know it’s terribly awful but you can’t help but watch.

I can’t watch anymore, its getting ridiculous!!

When will reality TV capitalize on death?  I feel like producers will develop a show similar to the movie Gladiator.  Poor, uneducated trash will fight for their lives in the Coliseum for the entertainment of Caesar.. errr America and high TV ratings.

I feel these reality show producers are shining on a bright light on cockroaches. You watch as they all run from the light hiding in the first dark place they can find.  These hillbillies and ho’s are looking for their 15 minutes of fame—hoping to make a career and capitalize on embarrassment and humiliation.  Ah the American dream!

A quick look at a few TV train wrecks:

Bromance: Seriously?!?!? I’ve never seen more dudes cry…this isn’t Queer Eye. Do you really need to be Brody Jenner’s bro??

Life of Ray J: Who?? That was my thought at first.  Come on, he’s Brandy’s brother and has a sex tape with Kim Kardashian.  Why wouldn’t you get your own show?

Rock of Love: Bret Michael’s wig is pretty awesome.  The chicks are weathered strippers who get bounced when they don’t spread their legs for this washed up 80’s front man.  Please end this show; I’m sick of watching Bret get paid to get laid.

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