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		<title>Obama Wants Cubs Manager to Step Down</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 12:30:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[President Barack Obama, fresh off his &#8220;firing&#8221; of General Motor&#8217;s CEO Rich Wagoner, has apparently become drunk with power. From his hotel in Europe, Obama made a call to Chicago Cubs skipper, Lou Pinella, and asked him to step down from his post. The President feels that the Cubs have no shot at winning the World Series with Uncle [...]]]></description>
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		<title>DON&#8217;T YOU HATE IT</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 17:01:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don’t you hate it …
…when you are watching a porno while masturbating and just as you are about to release the knuckle babies— *BAM* the scene switches from the hot “Porn-ho” to the hairy ass/ball shot of the guy drilling her or—even worse—the scene ends.? It is hard to feel completely satisfied when that happens.
My [...]]]></description>
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