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This week’s Jackass of the week is none other than America’s favorite multi-racial American, President Barack Obama. (When did the term “mulatto” become politically incorrect?) Anyway, Barack has picked up where George W. Bush left off: saying stupid shit, (comparing his bowling skills to that of the Olympians in the Special Olympics), portraying to the world an annoying arrogance (a certain cockiness that liberals hated about Dubya, as well as one that Barack hasn’t proven he can back up yet. Of course, Dummycrats think his arrogance is ok…cuz he is the messiah), and he is doing a great job adding to America’s national debit. 

But on top of it all, it seems to me our precious Obama is more interested in becoming a Hollywood celebrity than our nation’s president. Is it just me or does it seem like Barack has been on TV everyday since his inauguration? Now he is going on late night talk shows like Jay Leno, the other day he was on “60 Minutes”, he was all over ESPN giving his NCAA March Madness bracket picks (let’s hope he has better luck with the economy), and several other press and town hall interviews.

I am already sick of seeing this guy. He’s all over TV, radio, newspapers, and the Internet. It’s called OVER EXPOSURE! He’s already close to becoming as annoying to me as Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan and we still have AT LEAST  3 1/2+ years of him to deal with.

What is next? An appearance on Deal or No Deal? A cameo in a very special episode of Grey’s Anatomy? A run at the returning champion on Jeopardy?

Here is my advice to “Hollywood” Barack Obama, give the media a rest, try focusing on your job. You came into this job with just about ZERO experience, how about you sit down and take some notes and turn this country back around.

You will have your chance to appear on Judge Judy and host the 2013 MTV movie awards when you are relieved of duty.

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A list of the top 5 best ESPN SportsCenter anchors past and present:

**Honorable mention:

**Charlie Steiner (only because he laughed at everything and always fucked up on the air)

5) Rich Eisen

4) Keith Olberman

3) Dan Patrick

2) Scott Van Pelt

1) Craig Kilborn

To See Where Chris Berman’s fits into this list, see previous post about Boomer

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Why is Chris Berman still doing broadcasts on ESPN?

I don’t understand it, Berman makes no sense and his catch phrases are no longer funny. He has the worst case of ADD I have ever seen. He rambles incoherently about nothing. He alludes to obscure music references that even a Rolling Stone writer wouldn’t understand. He gets to pick any broadcast—baseball games, Super Bowl, Pro Bowl, All-Star games; and everyone he works with kisses his ass.

Chris Berman is a smug, fat, NutriSystem eating, loud, and always annoying ESPN anchor-for-life. Hey Boomer, you realize that comby on your dome doesn’t get thicker the older you get. You are not the Benjamin Button of the hair world; you’re a balding fat man who has a lifetime membership to Hair Club for Men.

Check out “Berman’s Crazy Rant”

The greatest thing that has ever come from Boomer is his NBA All-Star Game weekend antics in Vegas. This is where the name sake for sports blog powerhouse With Leather originated, from this fat piece shits mouth.

The story goes like this; everyone is partying for NBA All-Star weekend in Vegas. A regular guy is sitting at bar running game on a fine woman, in a hot leather dress. This poor schmuck is buying her drinks all night and throwing the kitchen sink at her. So Mr. Big Shot, Chris Berman himself walks into the bar points at the woman in the leather dress and says, “You’re with me, leather” she gets up and leaves with Boomer. This dude is left holding his pud and an empty wallet.

I’m just waiting for some hooker to come forward claiming Boomer forced her to snort lines of coke off his boner.

Case in point…

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