This week’s Jackass of the week is none other than America’s favorite multi-racial American, President Barack Obama. (When did the term “mulatto” become politically incorrect?) Anyway, Barack has picked up where George W. Bush left off: saying stupid shit, (comparing his bowling skills to that of the Olympians in the Special Olympics), portraying to the world an annoying arrogance (a certain cockiness that liberals hated about Dubya, as well as one that Barack hasn’t proven he can back up yet. Of course, Dummycrats think his arrogance is ok…cuz he is the messiah), and he is doing a great job adding to America’s national debit. 

But on top of it all, it seems to me our precious Obama is more interested in becoming a Hollywood celebrity than our nation’s president. Is it just me or does it seem like Barack has been on TV everyday since his inauguration? Now he is going on late night talk shows like Jay Leno, the other day he was on “60 Minutes”, he was all over ESPN giving his NCAA March Madness bracket picks (let’s hope he has better luck with the economy), and several other press and town hall interviews.

I am already sick of seeing this guy. He’s all over TV, radio, newspapers, and the Internet. It’s called OVER EXPOSURE! He’s already close to becoming as annoying to me as Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan and we still have AT LEAST  3 1/2+ years of him to deal with.

What is next? An appearance on Deal or No Deal? A cameo in a very special episode of Grey’s Anatomy? A run at the returning champion on Jeopardy?

Here is my advice to “Hollywood” Barack Obama, give the media a rest, try focusing on your job. You came into this job with just about ZERO experience, how about you sit down and take some notes and turn this country back around.

You will have your chance to appear on Judge Judy and host the 2013 MTV movie awards when you are relieved of duty.

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Poor Jesus…Poor, Poor Jesus. What did he do to deserve this?

 

Seems like the world has replaced him. There is someone new seated at the right hand of the father, a NEW Messiah, and his name is …..Barack Obama.

 

Jesus has done a lot for us, he even DIED for our sins, but apparently, in this “what have you done for me lately” world we live in, that was just too long ago.

 

Enter Barack Messiah Obama. If you listen to the liberal media and the millions of ‘sheeple’ that listen to and hang-on its every word, OUR SAVIOR IS HERE and he will fix all the wrongs that were brought on upon us by George “The Devil” Bush and solve all the world’s problems.

 

According to my change-filled & hope-giddy friends, Obama is going to fix our bad economy, get everyone jobs, fix the mythical Global Warming problem, stop terrorism, bring sexy back, stop the Israeli/Palestinian war, end the war in Iraq, return America to it’s Superpower status, bring the Dodo back from extinction, ensure that Nostradamus’ prediction of the end of days on 12/21/12 will not happen, and buy the entire world a Coke, while teaching the world to sing in perfect harmony. All this in the span of 4, possibly 8 years…that’s pretty amazing. Good luck!

 

The way he has been talked about by the media and the people around me, I am surprised that during his inauguration Obama didn’t walk across the Reflection Pool water or even turn the pool into wine for his minions to celebrate with.

 

I actually feel bad for Obama, he is being set-up for failure. His followers have put so much pressure and expectations on his head that there is no way that he can succeed.

 

I really do hope that Obama can start to turn this country around, but people need to realize that he is not our savior, he is not the Messiah, he is not Jesus.

 

So Jesus, I have a message for you: “You have not been let-go, laid off, or even fired. You still have your job and as soon as these idiots realize that Barack is not you (or even superman for that matter) and that he is just a man they will come crawling back.  

 

I just hope Jesus wasn’t planning a 4yr. vacation to Cancun or he’s going to be pissed!

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