It looks like PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals), also known as LOSERS are talking about making a George Clooney flavored Tofu, called Clofu. Yeah…you read that right. They think this gimmick will help save their precious animal friends by getting people to replace meat with tofu.

Hey PETA, Put THIS in your Mouth

Good Luck, Jerks!

So what is the secret to the Clooney sauce? PETA claims they have a gym towel he used and will use the essence of his sweat to create the Clofu. Hmmm…something tells me even the biggest Clooney fans don’t want to taste his sweat in their mouths. Now his penis…that is another story. Why not ask Clooney to dip his balls in the Tofu batter? Even better, maybe he can provide one of his masturbation towels to PETA this way people can ACTUALLY HAVE Clooney inside of them? (Yeah, I doubt Clooney has one of those towels…he’s Clooney, he doesn’t jerk-off.)

Either way, the people at PETA need to get a life and get real jobs. You are NOT going to get people to stop eating meat, you are NOT going to get people to stop wearing furs, and you are NOT going to get people to stop hunting, and you are NOT going to stop people from having sex with horses (see the article/video below).

Of course, if someone offered me a Megan Fox flavored piece of fruit…I’d be suckling on that ALLLL DAY!

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First Thought:

This movie had all the makings of a great one. Great actors (George Clooney, Brad Pitt, John Malkovich, Francis McDormand), great writers and great directors (Coen brothers).

As Its Progressing Thought:

Coen brothers always give Clooney a goofy character, Brad Pitt is good in every movie (Yes…I am a straight male), good start to the plot. Malkovich’s character loses his job at the CIA and starts writing his memoirs. A CD of his memoirs are found by McDormand and Pitt, who mistake it for CIA secrets. They try and sell it back to Malkovich, but he refuses.  They then try and sell it to the Russians, who also aren’t interested, So McDormand and Pitt try and get more of the “secrets” from Malkovich’s computer.

The Ah-ha Moment: 

(SPOILER ALERT) George Clooney kills Brad Pitt and the movie starts to go nowhere

Final Review: 

The first half of the movie is really good…seems like it has a great plot. But then, it just ends. It is as if the Coen brothers had a great idea but no idea how to end it…so they didn’t. Very dissapointing ending.  They should have named the movie “Burn After Watching”. Boo

Rating: 2 Magic Donkey Hats

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