Looking Down From Above

Be Good...You're Being Watched
There are a lot of people who believe that when you die, you go to heaven. They also believe that in heaven their family members are looking down on them, watching over them, smiling at them, as they lead long, wonderful, successful lives.
Sounds comforting, doesn’t it?
Well…have you ever wondered how often your family members are watching you from their perch in the clouds? Do we have any privacy at all? Is your Uncle Lazlo watching you as you wipe yourself? Can your deceased creepy neighbor from across the street see you in the shower? Has Grandma ever accidentally looked in on you, only to see you masturbating to the free 1 minute videos on your favorite porn sites?
Well…I’ve thought about it…and it FREAKS ME OUT!
I pray that you don’t get these same thoughts going through your head just as your about to treat your body like an amusement park ride. It ruins the moment…trust me.
Lets hope that before St. Peter lets you through the Pearly Gates, God makes sure everyone gets a special “heavenly V-chip” that censors what they can see back down here on earth.
So next time you are about to ‘get it on” with your significant other or you come across Sex Games Cancun on Cinemax, just remember:
YOU’RE BEING WATCHED!



