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This week’s Jackass of the week is none other than America’s favorite multi-racial American, President Barack Obama. (When did the term “mulatto” become politically incorrect?) Anyway, Barack has picked up where George W. Bush left off: saying stupid shit, (comparing his bowling skills to that of the Olympians in the Special Olympics), portraying to the world an annoying arrogance (a certain cockiness that liberals hated about Dubya, as well as one that Barack hasn’t proven he can back up yet. Of course, Dummycrats think his arrogance is ok…cuz he is the messiah), and he is doing a great job adding to America’s national debit. 

But on top of it all, it seems to me our precious Obama is more interested in becoming a Hollywood celebrity than our nation’s president. Is it just me or does it seem like Barack has been on TV everyday since his inauguration? Now he is going on late night talk shows like Jay Leno, the other day he was on “60 Minutes”, he was all over ESPN giving his NCAA March Madness bracket picks (let’s hope he has better luck with the economy), and several other press and town hall interviews.

I am already sick of seeing this guy. He’s all over TV, radio, newspapers, and the Internet. It’s called OVER EXPOSURE! He’s already close to becoming as annoying to me as Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan and we still have AT LEAST  3 1/2+ years of him to deal with.

What is next? An appearance on Deal or No Deal? A cameo in a very special episode of Grey’s Anatomy? A run at the returning champion on Jeopardy?

Here is my advice to “Hollywood” Barack Obama, give the media a rest, try focusing on your job. You came into this job with just about ZERO experience, how about you sit down and take some notes and turn this country back around.

You will have your chance to appear on Judge Judy and host the 2013 MTV movie awards when you are relieved of duty.

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Alex Trebek is the host of the popular game show Jeopardy. This is a great show. However, Trebek needs a ball bat to the dome. His smug, condescending demeanor and attitude makes me want to vomit. I guarantee if it wasn’t for the index cards supplied to him he would have no idea what any of the answers are. This Canadian piece of shit treats the guests like absolute morons when they answer a question incorrectly. My personal favorite is when someone mispronounces the answer and Alex so rudely corrects them. Or if the contestant doesn’t say “What is” or better yet, if the contestant does answer ‘what is’ and Alex chimes in with “No Who is, not what is”. You know what, this contestant got the right answer, don’t be an asshole and give them the $200 they deserve. Alex, a caning is in order.

First, Alex you have no clue what the answer is, let alone be able to pronounce the answer correctly. Second, you wouldn’t even be able to buzz in on time because the clicker would fall through your hands because of all the gel from your jerry-curl afro perm. Oh and guess what, when you interview the contestants and they tell paint dryingly dull stories I don’t need your side comments about your days growing up in Canada, or the weekend you spent in the Galapagos Islands, or your collection of stamps–seriously come on spare me.

And who’s Johnny?!?!? I’ve never seen this Oz like figure who has all answers. Maybe Johnny should tell our friend Alex that he is a two-bit hack who should be parking cars at the stadium.

“Foods that begin with the letter ‘Q’”
Quince
Quesh
Quayle

Fuck you Alex!

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