The folk(s) at nothingRelevant.com would like to wish you and yours a very Merry Christmas!

Although, we’ve noticed that the meaning of Christmas has been lost behind the greed of getting lots of toys, gifts, and money.

So, here is a quick simple reminder of the true meaning and history of Christmas.

As you may or may not remember, a long long time ago, the Jews crucified and killed Jesus Christ. But he came back to life and became more popular than ever. Defeated, the Jews let it go. Years later, the Jewish holiday Hanukkah was overshadowed by the celebration of Jesus’ birthday. It became the biggest most popular holiday ever. They called it CHRISTMAS (which of course translates from Spanish to English as MORE CHRIST). They even started dressing up and celebrating Jesus’ guardian angel, St. Nick. St. Nick’s name has been changed throughout the world overtime. Italians still call him St. Nick, Americans changed his name to Chris Kringle, and the Russians called him Claus or Santa Claus. (Santa Claus has become the most popular name)

Anyway, the Jews were not happy about everyone making fun of their holy holiday — including the 8 days of dreidels and bad food. So, the Jews captured the beloved Santa Claus and–as they did to Jesus — crucified him on a giant Douglas Fur tree. Unfortunately, since it is dark the majority of the time during the winter, people couldn’t see what the Jews did. So, they decided to wrap the tree in lights so that everyone can see what they did to Claus.

Claus died and was buried. On the third day he rose and — much like Jesus — became even more popular. The jews failed again. Santa, continued to ride his popularity and decided to give gifts to everyone who believed in him all over the world.

Christmas became more than just the celebration of Jesus’ birthday, it became about the celebration of Santa Claus. People started putting up Fur trees (and similar) in their homes and decorated them with lights and put gifts under them in honor of Santa’s gift giving ways.

And that is a quick, down and dirty, refresher on how Christas came about. When they are old enough, be sure to make sure your children understand the true meaning and history of Christmas so that they can pass it on to their family and friends.

Merry Christmas!

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Poor Jesus…Poor, Poor Jesus. What did he do to deserve this?

 

Seems like the world has replaced him. There is someone new seated at the right hand of the father, a NEW Messiah, and his name is …..Barack Obama.

 

Jesus has done a lot for us, he even DIED for our sins, but apparently, in this “what have you done for me lately” world we live in, that was just too long ago.

 

Enter Barack Messiah Obama. If you listen to the liberal media and the millions of ‘sheeple’ that listen to and hang-on its every word, OUR SAVIOR IS HERE and he will fix all the wrongs that were brought on upon us by George “The Devil” Bush and solve all the world’s problems.

 

According to my change-filled & hope-giddy friends, Obama is going to fix our bad economy, get everyone jobs, fix the mythical Global Warming problem, stop terrorism, bring sexy back, stop the Israeli/Palestinian war, end the war in Iraq, return America to it’s Superpower status, bring the Dodo back from extinction, ensure that Nostradamus’ prediction of the end of days on 12/21/12 will not happen, and buy the entire world a Coke, while teaching the world to sing in perfect harmony. All this in the span of 4, possibly 8 years…that’s pretty amazing. Good luck!

 

The way he has been talked about by the media and the people around me, I am surprised that during his inauguration Obama didn’t walk across the Reflection Pool water or even turn the pool into wine for his minions to celebrate with.

 

I actually feel bad for Obama, he is being set-up for failure. His followers have put so much pressure and expectations on his head that there is no way that he can succeed.

 

I really do hope that Obama can start to turn this country around, but people need to realize that he is not our savior, he is not the Messiah, he is not Jesus.

 

So Jesus, I have a message for you: “You have not been let-go, laid off, or even fired. You still have your job and as soon as these idiots realize that Barack is not you (or even superman for that matter) and that he is just a man they will come crawling back.  

 

I just hope Jesus wasn’t planning a 4yr. vacation to Cancun or he’s going to be pissed!

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