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Julia Roberts Breaks a World Record!

November 10th, 2010

Julia Roberts Peanut Butter M&MsJulia Roberts (43), one of Hollywood’s most beloved actresses, hasn’t had much success lately. In 2010 alone, she starred in 2 huge flops – the horrendous Eat, Pray, Love & Valentine’s Day. Julia started to realize that she would have to take desperate measures to regain her popularity.

With the help of her agent, Julia started brainstorming ideas to help her get back in the spotlight and make herself relevant again. She contemplated posing nude for Playboy, cheating on her husband with Wilmer Valderrama, even going to the zoo and throwing handfuls of human feces at the spider monkeys.

Ultimately, she decided to use one of her biggest assets. 

On November 1, 2010, Julia Roberts became a Guinness Book of World Records holder by becoming the first person to fit 237 Peanut Butter M&Ms in her mouth at once (and holding them in there for 1 full minute).

Unfortunately, neither her fans nor Hollywood was impressed and its already back to the drawing board for Julia. She has decided to see what else she can fit in her mouth. Her husband, Daniel Moder, had no comment.

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There’s Someone for Everybody!

March 12th, 2009

Are you single and lonely?  Do you think you’ll never find that special someone?

Is it because you’re ugly?  Do you have a body odor problem?  Fear not!

This video ABSOLUTELY PROVES that there is definitely someone out there for everybody!

Peace

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