If you are still jonesing for 80’s hair metal and the only thing you have to hang on to is watching Bret Michaels have sex with pig-sluts on Rock of Love, then have I got something for you. Imagine taking Poison or Motley Crue and mixing them with a dirty, filthy, sex-crazed “Weird Al” Yankovic, you’d come up with Steel Panther!

Band members Michael Starr (lead singer), Satchel (lead guitar), Lexxi Foxxx (Bass), and Stix Zadinia can actually play and their songs are hilarious.

With songs like ballads “Community Property” (My heart belongs to you/but my cock is community property), Girl from Oklahoma (“Oooooh, mama’s little girl got all sticky), and hard-rockin’ “Turn out the Lights” (Turn out the lights/before you suck my dick/someone beat you with an ugly stick) all have a common theme of juvenile sexual humor…but it works.

Below is the video for their song Fat Girl (Thar She Blows), I think it speaks for itself. Enjoy!