Last week’s Jackass of the week, Hollywood Barack Obama is doing everything he can to keep his Hollywood connections strong. He has recently tagged Kal Penn, the pot-smoking Indian dude from the movie Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle ,as well as star of the incredibly shitty Epic Movie, to be his Associate Director of the White House Office of Public Liaison.

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According to several sources, Penn will be dealing with Asian American issues and the arts community.

Now, I have absolutely NO IDEA what any of that means except for the fact that it is only a matter of time before Obama hires Ellen Degeneres to be the Associate Manager of White House Lesbian Affairs, or offers the job of VP of the White House Office for Cool Black People to Will Smith or even hires Oprah just to stand next to Michelle Obama so that the First Lady always looks thinner.

It is no doubt that Obama LOVES Hollywood. Any guesses for when he makes his first cameo in a movie? He’ll probably wait until he quietly signs America up to join the New World Order and use his appearance in a live-action version of a Muppet Babies movie to distract us.

Ooooooooooh…bama!

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I shit you not I saw a headline the other day talking about how YOU can get toned arms just like Michelle Obama.  Really?  “Ya ever wonder” if that is what people are really concerned about when thinking about the new President’s wife?  Give me a break.

SEE WHAT I MEAN?!

Peace

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