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		<title>Obama Wants Cubs Manager to Step Down</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 12:30:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monkeyclown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[President Barack Obama, fresh off his &#8220;firing&#8221; of General Motor&#8217;s CEO Rich Wagoner, has apparently become drunk with power. From his hotel in Europe, Obama made a call to Chicago Cubs skipper, Lou Pinella, and asked him to step down from his post. The President feels that the Cubs have no shot at winning the World Series with Uncle [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hugh Hefner &#8211; The Next Playmate?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 14:46:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monkeyclown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hugh &#8220;Hef&#8221; Hefner, popular founder of Playboy Magazine and the luckiest man alive, has announced that he will drop the robe and take off the pajamas to pose nude in an upcoming issue of his magazine. Hef (82 years old), said that throughout the 55+ year history of Playboy he has made millions upon millions of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Suicides and Murders on the Rise! FBI Investigating&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 03:16:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monkeyclown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is a strange new epidemic that is finding a large increase in both murders and suicides across the country. What&#8217;s strange is that these horrific deaths all seem to happen around the same time every Wednesday night.
The FBI has begun to research the rash of deaths and found that this is no coincidence.
Agents found an incremental [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The REAL story of Grimace</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 02:45:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monkeyclown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Grimace, the famous, fat, purple blob from McDonald&#8217;s commercials has been scaring the shit out of little kids for decades. Most people already know the history of Grimace, but for those who don&#8217;t, here is brief synopsis:
In early McDonald&#8217;s commercials Grimace started as an evil four-armed creature who stole milkshakes from people. Yes, another in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Honey, Can You Pass the Clooney?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 13:56:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monkeyclown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It looks like PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals), also known as LOSERS are talking about making a George Clooney flavored Tofu, called Clofu. Yeah&#8230;you read that right. They think this gimmick will help save their precious animal friends by getting people to replace meat with tofu.
Good Luck, Jerks!
So what is the secret [...]]]></description>
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		<title>To Catch a Chris Hansen</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 03:43:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monkeyclown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chris Hansen, known for his role on the Dateline NBC show &#8220;To Catch a Predator&#8221; was caught allegedly soliciting sex from a 13-year old girl. Hansen, who claims he thought he was chatting online with a female midget, went to the young girl&#8217;s home and began to engage in sexual banter. The young girl reportedly got nervous and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to Have Male Offspring &#8211; 100% Guaranteed!</title>
		<link>http://www.nothingrelevant.com/monkey-clown/how-to-have-male-offspring-100-guaranteed/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nothingrelevant.com/monkey-clown/how-to-have-male-offspring-100-guaranteed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 17:32:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monkeyclown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Below is a  proven MonkeyClown family secret that will GUARANTEE with 100% accuracy that you will have male offspring!
WARNING: Using this move WILL impregnate your wife, girlfriend, or sexual partner with a male seed.
THE IN AND TO THE LEFT METHOD: Don&#8217;t let the name confuse you, it is important to be aware of your surroundings and the sexual [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Welcome Andy Rooney to the nothingRelevant team!</title>
		<link>http://www.nothingrelevant.com/monkey-clown/welcome-andy-rooney-to-the-nothingrelevant-team/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 04:08:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monkeyclown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Andy Rooney is a senile old bastard, but I think we are going to bring him on board as the new nothingRelevat.com writer. Just listen to his latest rant about ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! I LOVE IT!
From 60 Minutes on CBS. Enjoy!


    

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		<title>Parents Beware &#8211; New Drug Fad Sweeping the Nation</title>
		<link>http://www.nothingrelevant.com/monkey-clown/parents-beware-new-drug-fad-sweeping-the-nation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 03:23:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monkeyclown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our nation&#8217;s youth has found a new mind-altering method that doesn&#8217;t require the use of illegal substances. It is starting to become HUGE at college campuses and is starting to trickle into high schools and junior highs. It&#8217;s called Fartching, (other names include Steaming, Fogging, and the Armenian Steambath).
What is Fartching?
Fartching is the act of farting in a hot, steamy, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Hasbro Toy Stinks</title>
		<link>http://www.nothingrelevant.com/monkey-clown/new-hasbro-toy-stinks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 04:04:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monkeyclown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I guess you can&#8217;t win them all. And that seems to be the case for Hasbro&#8217;s latest stinker, The Play-Doh Stink Star.
 
Hasbro described this toy as &#8220;a way for your child to add fun to their boring bathroom activities. The Stink Star is also a fun, exciting way to potty train your toddlers.&#8221;
How it Works [...]]]></description>
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