Jackass of the Week:

So, I recently saw some commercials that say Steve-O (the annoying, idiotic, jagbag, daredevil of MTV’s Jackass fame) is going to compete on ABC’s Dancing with the Stars.

Why isn’t this douche’s 15 minutes of fame up yet? What kind of a world do we live in where this drugged up, alcoholic, fuckwad (I hear he has been sober for 9 WHOLE months…good for you!) is considered a celebrity. MTV ruined television by introducing reality TV into our lives…(see Honk Hogan’s article HERE for more) and I can’t wait for it to go away.

I’ll bet anyone $10 that this dick is the first one kicked off the show. Of course, someone will have to tell me, as I won’t be watching the garbage.

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I finally realized what the afterlife would be like if I were in hell: Reality TV shows all day long.  24/7 you would be exposed to the armpit of society and you wouldn’t be able to change channels.  Hell would consist of a huge big screen TV with only 2 channels, MTV and VH1. Having grown up on music video’s it’s a travesty that the 2 music channels no longer play music.  These channels once a staple in my regular TV schedule are now like watching a car crash. You know it’s terribly awful but you can’t help but watch.

I can’t watch anymore, its getting ridiculous!!

When will reality TV capitalize on death?  I feel like producers will develop a show similar to the movie Gladiator.  Poor, uneducated trash will fight for their lives in the Coliseum for the entertainment of Caesar.. errr America and high TV ratings.

I feel these reality show producers are shining on a bright light on cockroaches. You watch as they all run from the light hiding in the first dark place they can find.  These hillbillies and ho’s are looking for their 15 minutes of fame—hoping to make a career and capitalize on embarrassment and humiliation.  Ah the American dream!

A quick look at a few TV train wrecks:

Bromance: Seriously?!?!? I’ve never seen more dudes cry…this isn’t Queer Eye. Do you really need to be Brody Jenner’s bro??

Life of Ray J: Who?? That was my thought at first.  Come on, he’s Brandy’s brother and has a sex tape with Kim Kardashian.  Why wouldn’t you get your own show?

Rock of Love: Bret Michael’s wig is pretty awesome.  The chicks are weathered strippers who get bounced when they don’t spread their legs for this washed up 80’s front man.  Please end this show; I’m sick of watching Bret get paid to get laid.

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