Hugh “Hef” Hefner, popular founder of Playboy Magazine and the luckiest man alive, has announced that he will drop the robe and take off the pajamas to pose nude in an upcoming issue of his magazine. Hef (82 years old), said that throughout the 55+ year history of Playboy he has made millions upon millions of dollars by exposing the world to the beauty of the female body, now he is going to give back and expose himself in honor of all those former playmates.

Anybody up for some expired sausage for breakfast?

There has never been a pictorial featuring a man or a dick (with exception of the interview pics of Bill Maher).

Hefner will not replace the female centerfold pictorial but will be featured in a 6-page spread in the later third of the magazine. Hef’s new girlfriends, the 19 year old twins, the Shannon sisters (who are surprisingly unattractive), along with several other playmates will appear nude in the photos with him. The final picture, however, will be a full-frontal of the old man eating a peach in front of the grotto with his old balls and wrinkly shaft prominently displayed for the world to see.

When asked what he thinks his mostly male demographic will think when they see his dusty twig and berries, Hef said, “I realize that the majority of my readers are buying Playboy to see hot, beautiful naked women, not my decrepid ‘package’. But again, I am doing this for the thousands of women who have appeared in my magazines and, at the very least, this will give men an idea of what their manhood will look like when they are in their senior years.”

One wonders if Hef will take some Viagra or Cialis before doing the shoot do give his crotchal region more life?

Enjoy!

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