In no particular order…

• Lance Armstrong
• Seinfeld (both the show and the person)
• Kiss (the band)
• The post-Jordan NBA
• Tiger Woods
• Organized religion
• Jersey Shore
• NASCAR / country music
• Techno music and the people that listen to it
• Reality shows about cake
• Facebook

Peace

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Urban Dictionary states:

1. Man hands
(n) Phrase to describe a woman’s hands when they are ‘less than feminine’.
From the TV Show Seinfeld

“She’s got man hands!”

2. Man hands
When a woman’s hands are large, swollen, and very masculate. Coined by the Television show “Seinfeld”

“That bitch ain’t givin’ me a hand job, she got man hands!”

I never realized that women could have man hands. I always thought this was a fictitious myth popularized by Seinfeld. Or any woman with man hands was a boxer, weightlifter, basketball player or lobster cracker at Joe’s Crab Shack.

Then I met a woman with ginormous man hands. It was unbelievable. This lady was a giant; her hands where the size of Side-Show Bob’s feet, you would’ve thought she headlined the circus. Her fingers looked like my big toe on gout.

I would watch in amazement as she shoveled popcorn and peanuts into her trap like a backhoe scooping dirt.  She would also crack her knuckles all the time.  When she cracked her knuckles I had to duck and cover because it sounded like a drive-by shooting.

By far the worst thing I witnessed was her trimming her nails.  I wish I had video of this atrocity.  I watched in shock as this herculean sawed her nails off with industrial sized scissors. There was shrapnel flying everywhere as her nails rocketed off of her meat-hooks like a landmine exploding.

It’s safe to say a career as a hand model is unlikely. She’s no JP Prewitt.

J.P. Prewitt: “I’m a hand model, mama. A finger jockey. We think differently than the face and body boys… we’re a different breed.” – Zoolander

Here’s a celebrman hands:

**The person in this story looked nothing like Uma.

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A list of the top 5 greatest TV characters of all-time:

These characters are so unique and memorable because of their depth, redemption, abrasiveness, and humor.

5) Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)

4) Al Bundy (Married with Children)

3) Anthony Soprano (The Soprano’s)

2) Andy Sipowicz (NYPD Blue)

1) George Costanza (Seinfeld)

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