NEW: Orgasm-o-meter! Get ‘er done
Prototype shown: Orgasm-o-Meter
She’ll never be able to “fake it” again! Scientists at Trojan have developed a climax gauge that you can strap to your woman’s head (front or back) to see how close she is to reaching orgasm. It’s called the Orgasm-o-meter and the idea is simple. The closer the needle gets into the red zone, the closer she is to lettin’ the juice loose. If the needle is in the green…well…you need to try a harder, little buddy.
The difficult part will be getting your woman to strap this contraption on her head, but after the first time, she’ll put it on every time. Early prototypes have a strap that goes around her head with an odometer type gauge, but there are other designs in the works. Dr. Max Grissolm is trying to find a way to implant this gauge onto the back of a woman’s head, under her hair. While another scientist, Dr. Thomas Cole is trying to develop a reusable version with an adhesive similar to the glue used on Post-It Notes. Unfortunately, complete development is a few years away.
“This could be the first step towards world peace!” says Dr. Grissolm. He adds, “A happier sex life, leads to a happier overall lifestyle, which could eliminate all the bad and evil in the world. Everyone will be happy! Well, except for the losers who can’t get laid.
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