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		<title>Elmo Hanging by Mr. Cooper</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 03:32:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kevin Clash, the voice and puppeteer of everybody&#8217;s and nobody&#8217;s favorite Sesame Street character Elmo, decided to take matter&#8217;s into his own hands during a taping of a recent Sesame Street show. Clash, who just signed a 10-year contract extension with the Children&#8217;s Television Workshop (CTW) realized the mistake he made by signing the contract extension.





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