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NR.com Recipe: White Castle Stuffing

November 30th, 2010

Yep, Thanksgiving is over. You stuffed your fat face to the gills with delicious turkey and mashed potatoes and you feel like a giant pig-shaped blimp. But, it would be RIDICULOUS to start dieting now, especially with Hanukkah, Christmas, and New Years right around the corner. So why not try another delicious treat. Trust me, you’ll want to save this recipe for next turkey day.

White Castle Stuffing

12 White Castle hamburgers, no pickles
1 cup celery, diced
1 tsp. ground thyme
1 tsp. ground sage
3/4 tsp. coarsely ground black pepper
1/4 cup chicken broth

In a large mixing bowl, and the 20 pack of Burgers.  Tear only 12 burgers into pieces and add diced celery and seasonings. Toss and add chicken broth. Toss well. Stuff cavity of turkey just before roasting. Makes about 9 cups (enough for a 10- to 12-pound turkey). Note: Allow 1 hamburger for each additional pound of turkey over 12 lbs.  Eat the other 6-8 burgers, what did you think you were going to do with them, silly.

Below is a before and after of this highly recommended dish.

White Castle Stuffing, Before and After photo

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The Verdict is In for Just a Drop. . . Poop!

January 29th, 2009

I discovered a revolutionary new bathroom product; Just a Drop guarantees elimination of 98% of odor on contact.  Their slogan is “Never worry about embarrassing bathroom odors again.” I was very skeptical of this product therefore; I purchased this product off the Internet.  I received 2 Visine-like bottles of blue liquid, which is so strong I could smell it even before opening the package.  The odor from this product stings your nostrils. Oh lets not forget that Just a Drop included a convenient travel package as well.  The directions clearly state on the packaging: drop one (or two) drops of the liquid in the toilet before you drop bombs. This product is supposed to mask those paint peeling, barn-like animal odors.

Over the past week this product has been tested by all types of men, women, and children both healthy and unhealthy.  The test included using various numbers of drops, ranging from 1 to 5.  This product was tested in a controlled environment, with no fan and or air fresheners.  An outside third-party inspected the bathroom after using Just a Drop.

AND the verdict…Just a Drop is just a joke.  Just a Drop does mask the smell but it by no means eliminates 98% of odor.  There is a minty smell combined with a poopy odor. The testimonials from their website claim this product will alter your social life.  Erroneous, this product is full of shit and smells like shit.  Don’t falsely claim to eliminate odor unless you shit roses.  Well guess what, everyone poops and shit still stinks.

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