How is Dikembe Mutombo still playing NBA basketball?

This lanky 7 foot 2 bastard is like 50 years old. He rides the bench for the Houston Rockets…and thank god for that. I hated watching him play basketball, looked like a giraffe running down the court. Plus that damn finger wave looked like ET phoning home.

The greatest thing Mutombo ever did was the following story from We Talkin’ Bout Practice NBA blog.

“Dikembe (I think he was a sophomore at the time, meaning he was probably around 28) was beloved by his fellow classmates at G’Town, known to be a very social and friendly guy. He was also an inexperienced drinker and supposedly got BOMBED whenever he went out and partied, which was very seldom. One night, Deke rolled to some club in Maryland with some friends, absolutely belligerent and dressed like a fool, and upon making his presence felt, hollered out, “WHO WANTS TO SEX MUTUMBO?! WHO WANTS TO SEX MUTUMBO?!” The entire bar went silent for a few brief seconds before erupting into laughter.”

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