CHICKEN SOUP! CHICKEN SOUP!

No, this is not a recipe or a book for your soul. In fact, it is not even close. This is a dirty, despicable move for guys to use, preferably on a woman they don’t ever plan on seeing again.

Here is what you do:
The man jerks off on to the female’s face and while giving her a facial shouts, ‘CHICKEN SOUP, CHICKEN SOUP!”

Now, I bet you are saying, “That doesn’t make any sense? Why would I do that?” Well, you are right, it doesn’t make sense, but it sure makes for a funny story for you and an even more interesting story for her. Plus, imagine what she will think about the next time mommy brings out a bowl of hot Chicken Soup for her to slurp on to eliminate her sniffles!

That is comedy!

NOW YOU KNOW!

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